Damn the Torpedoes

This is me right now

I don’t know what to say, really.  I guess that’s the worst possible first line for ANY new blog, but it’s kinda the truth.

Right, well I guess I should start by telling you who I am.  At the moment, I’m a journalism grad student…which seems to be the latest euphemism for “beggar” or “useless”.  Other than that…well, honestly what do you care anyway?   As if it would really help you in any possible way, shape or form to know that I’m an Aquarius and I hate Steven Seagal, and even more so, the people who also don’t hate him immediately.

Well let’s move on to what this blog’s about, which is whatever I feel like ranting about at any given moment.  Anything could be on the chopping block— except for you, the reader, of course—and fuck yes, there will be a lot of kick-ass swearing because shit, why the fuck not, asshole?

I don’t know how often I’m going to post…probably next to never…but if I do… you know what?  Why don’t you  just go ahead and push the back button and go back out to Google.  It’s better this way, for the both of us, really.

Let’s face it, there are thousands of things you could be doing that would be much more enjoyable than reading this anonymous blog.  Why, you could teach yourself how to play bridge, start your own completely worthless blog or, shit I don’t know, you could just start pulling out your own teeth, one by one.  Be creative, the possibilities are endless.

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